This is the Golden Age of GRRR ARRRRGH.

 

This is the Golden Age of Bullshit. It truly is. What do I mean? I mean *gestures wildly around at everything*. ALL OF IT.

 

This is the Golden Age of:

 

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Snacking

Fear-sobbing

 

Happy dogs

 

Zoom meetings

Bad hair

Candy consumption

What day is it?

Hope this email finds you well

Panic-sobbing

Cancelled appointments

Losing brand loyalty

Wanting to stay in bed

Jammy pants

Waving

 

Family time

Desperate pleas for pet pictures

Anxiety-sobbing

Yelling at the news

ANGER

Dogs attending meetings

 

This video:

 

Uncertainty

Boring planners

If we ever get back to normal, whatever normal is *ha ha, sob*

 

Cleaning all the things

Being unable to concentrate

Shaking our heads

Sighing

Meltdown-sobbing

Other duties as assigned

Emails from every company ever

Isolation

No bedtimes

 

Lists and post-it notes

Napping

Vivid dreams

Grocery wish-lists

Waking up in the night

 

 

I am tired of living in the Golden Age of Bullshit. I am tired of *gestures wildly around at everything*. ALL OF IT.